kids in school
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kids in school
kids in school think quick
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.'
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L'
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE : All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.
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i hpoe u like this subject..
kids are the diamond in this life..
look after them
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.'
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L'
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE : All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
__________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.
_________________
i hpoe u like this subject..
kids are the diamond in this life..
look after them
marvellous girl- شفتو كم مشاركة عندي ؟ بدي عبي المنتدى مشاركات
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كلمتي : These wounds won't seem to heal,
this pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase..
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hhhhhhhhhhhhh
nice jocks
thanks marvellous girls
nice jocks
thanks marvellous girls
Black shadow- مدير المنتدى
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كلمتي : البر لا يبلى,, والذنب لا ينسى,, والديان لا يموت.. افعل ما شئت قكما تدين تدان......
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you are welcome black shadow
marvellous girl- شفتو كم مشاركة عندي ؟ بدي عبي المنتدى مشاركات
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تاريخ الانضمام : 05/02/2010
الإقامة : حمص
كلمتي : These wounds won't seem to heal,
this pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase..
mariam- المشرفة العامة
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الإقامة : احلى بلاد الله
المزاج : الحمد لله على كل حال
كلمتي :
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L'
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
It's very very nive hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
but this more amazing
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's Me hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
thanks alot
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L'
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
It's very very nive hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
but this more amazing
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's Me hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
thanks alot
rahma- مديرة المنتدى
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المزاج : روااااااااق
كلمتي : مافي قوة بتحني شعبك ياسوريا
بعشق أرضك وكلنا فدوة لترابك الغالي
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welcome mariam
thanks Rahma for your lovely comment![kids in school 307703](https://2img.net/h/www.shabab-homs.com/users/3011/10/55/58/smiles/307703.gif)
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thanks Rahma for your lovely comment
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marvellous girl- شفتو كم مشاركة عندي ؟ بدي عبي المنتدى مشاركات
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الأبراج العادية :
الأبراج الحمصية :
المساهمات : 511
الأكتيفيتي : 5997
تاريخ الانضمام : 05/02/2010
الإقامة : حمص
كلمتي : These wounds won't seem to heal,
this pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase..
رد: kids in school
Thank you so very beautiful
شماليه سعوديه- مشاركاتي في كل مكان
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كلمتي : أحب ان اقوووول دائماً (يامقلب القلوب والابصار ثبت قلوبناوابصارنا على دينك)
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